Where did my Holly Hobbies go?

2018-03-20T01:19:53+00:00April 19th, 2016|

It hit me like a champagne cork to the chin – I don’t have any hobbies. Zip. Nada.   As a kid I loved Holly Hobby and I had loads of pastimes… stamp collecting, Girl

Ladypants With Velcro

2018-03-20T01:19:53+00:00March 6th, 2016|

I was asked to join a team sport… and I immediately did that thing where you feign excitement (“Oh that sounds fun”) and in your mind you’re trying to remember the last time you actually

Cheese Monkey Magic

2018-03-20T00:10:32+00:00February 7th, 2016|

As I get older the memories of my childhood fade like I’m shaking an Etch-a-Sketch. It’s a bit distressing, I’ve actually been considering a test for early onset dementia but I keep forgetting to make

Left-handed Guitarists Rule

2018-03-20T01:19:53+00:00January 19th, 2016|

I bought Boofhead a Christmas present that I wanted.   Now don’t be too hard on me, it wasn’t a pedicure for two or a gift card for a topless gardener,… it was two tickets

I’m a lady with a gherkin moustache

2018-03-20T01:19:54+00:00December 24th, 2015|

It was hot and I was very sweaty as I arrived to my mates house for some pre-christmas drinks and nibbles. The invitation said there would be ‘cocktails’ so I figured I should dress up,